April 20, 2008

Chris Paul Needs to Start Reminding People About That Time Kobe Bryant Raped a White Girl

Because it’d be ridiculous for him to win the MVP over Chris Paul. For those that keep forgetting, MVP stands for Most Valuable Player, and how is Kobe Bryant more valuable to the LA Lakers than Chris Paul is to the New Orleans Hornets?
Absurd. Abso-fucking-lutely absurd if you’re going to convince me Kobe Bryant does [...]