Hey Man, I’d Do Her.

5.) Reggie Miller referring to Marv Albert as “Marvelous.”
4.) All this whining going on by the players trying to get fouls called. It’s the worst part of every sport, shut up and play the game.

3.) Boris Diaw makes bad decisions (on and off the court).
Every time they went to him when he was matched up [...]

Because it’d be ridiculous for him to win the MVP over Chris Paul. For those that keep forgetting, MVP stands for Most Valuable Player, and how is Kobe Bryant more valuable to the LA Lakers than Chris Paul is to the New Orleans Hornets?
Absurd. Abso-fucking-lutely absurd if you’re going to convince me Kobe Bryant does [...]