Hey Man, I’d Do Her.

5.) Reggie Miller referring to Marv Albert as “Marvelous.”

4.) All this whining going on by the players trying to get fouls called. It’s the worst part of every sport, shut up and play the game.

3.) Boris Diaw makes bad decisions (on and off the court).

Every time they went to him when he was matched up against Ginobili down the stretch - a definite size mis-match - Boris Diaw could not come up big. The Shaq trade was dumb enough by itself, but if anyone truly blew it for the Suns, it would have to be big disappointment Boris Diaw.

2.) The fact that Boston’s doing well, and I have to look at an arena full of white people cheering 5 black dudes every night. If there was any modern day allegory for slavery, it would be sports, and it would be in Boston. Just ask Tom “I fuck models now but back in the day I’d be a slave master” Brady.

1.) Kobe Bryant Winning the MVP, and me having to see him kissing on his family and shit afterwards. Nice try, but America still thinks your a dick Kobe.

And now, here’s one for all you diabetics / Bronco Fans out there:

-Hey man, i’d do her