Hey Man, I’d Do Her.

The worst thing about the NBA in general

has to be David Stern. It doesn’t make any sense. In so many ways, he is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the face of the business he represents, the NBA.

How does a league full of freaks of nature get represented by a short jew? There aren’t any jewish players in the NBA that I give a shit about anyway. And I start this off with David Stern because all of the shit I hate about the NBA, he’s responsible for.

Oh my gaaawwd. I think my hemaroid just burst.

I mean, how do you get that job anyway? Shaq should really step up and try to make a run at the commissioner spot as soon as David Stern’s about to drop his load. He’s got an MBA, and nobody can ever say no to him. How else do you think this happened? He’d be the most electrifying commissioner ever, guaranteed.

The best thing about the NBA playoffs

Is still Game One of the Suns / Spurs series. And that’d be a bigger deal if that were still a series, and not a upcoming first round sweep. While there have been some decent games, nothing has matched that one in terms of thrill factor, and with what went down in San Antonio that night, I don’t think we’re gonna see a better game than that one. But you never know with the NBA.

But anyway, the second best thing would have to have been game 4 between the Cavs and the Wiz. Gilbert Arenas gets the luckiest shot of his life to drop, but it was for not as LeBron James dishes out for a game winning three.

Talking shit

What really brings attention to that series is all that bullshit DeShawn Stevenson talks. He’s not even the 3rd best player on that team, and he goes after one of the top 3 players in the League. The more I hear, combined with the flagrant foul in the 1st quarter against James by Stevenson, the more I respect. Get yours, young buck. That boy aint shit, and you let him know that. It makes for good TV.

Iron Man

being a fag comic anyway, Robert Downey Junior should be a good match for this movie, but really he should never be a super hero. Why does every playoff series for the past few years seem to be tied into a movie release? And with the continued theme of sport being as epic as Jessica Alba and 3 lame dudes? I’m not even sure if that’s an under or overrating.

Playoff Debuts

Chris Paul’s obviously had the best playoff debut of any player in awhile, but Al Horford’s also been impressive with 20 and 10 in his first two starts against Boston, though both were losses. This year’s had a lot of strong youth stepping up, the least of which would be LeBron, but definitely next on the list would be this chick…

…cause that shit looks pretty firm to me, I bet her ball-handles is TIGHT.

-Hey man, I’d do her.