April 27, 2008

NBA Playoffs - the best and worst of the first week

The worst thing about the NBA in general
has to be David Stern. It doesn’t make any sense. In so many ways, he is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the face of the business he represents, the NBA.
How does a league full of freaks of nature get represented by a short jew? There aren’t any jewish players [...]

April 21, 2008

The World’s Only UNDERrated White Player

That’s right I said it. There is an underrated white player in the NBA.
And his name is Andrei Kirilenko.

AK-47 completely tired out T-Mac tonight and thus shut the Rockets out from any viable chances of beating the Jazz in this series. Deron Williams is the shit, yes, and Carlos Boozer looks much better in HD [...]

April 20, 2008

Chris Paul Needs to Start Reminding People About That Time Kobe Bryant Raped a White Girl

Because it’d be ridiculous for him to win the MVP over Chris Paul. For those that keep forgetting, MVP stands for Most Valuable Player, and how is Kobe Bryant more valuable to the LA Lakers than Chris Paul is to the New Orleans Hornets?
Absurd. Abso-fucking-lutely absurd if you’re going to convince me Kobe Bryant does [...]

April 19, 2008

The Best Season In Sports, Ever

I’m sitting around watching the first game of the Spurs / Suns series, witnessing a completely out of character Tim Duncan draining a crazy clutch 3-pointer (…Tim Duncan behind the line???) against the Suns, and I came to accept the thought that’s been lingering on the outside edges of my brain ever since LSU went [...]